The Meaning of Life
(Totally Easy Fudge)
1 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk (It’s called Eagle)
1(12 oz.) bag chocolate chips
(maybe some nuts)
(vanilla for witches)
Stir these together over low heat constantly . (it’ll drive you crazy, but don’t give into the temptation to increase the heat, because this will RUIN THE CHOCOLATE!!) Or microwave… You’ll have to check and stir every 30 seconds.
When it turn into a smooth, glossy mixture with no lumps, you can add nuts if you like them.
For a spell, pour in a little vanilla at this point and stir it with a silver spoon while singing these words: “Purify, simplify, truth must come to me, not lies.”
This is for when your life gets to be too complicated to understand clearly, and nothing will make it better except lots of chocolate.